Wednesday, July 18, 2007

We love our customers

That was SO sarcastic.

Forgive the lack of details of specific software names, but those have to be kept private, but the story is too much to be passed over. Some background is this: we support Windows, Linux, and Solaris. We support database systems SQL Server, Oracle, and because of ONE customer we also support an obscure and very buggy database called DB2.

We're used to having customers come up with all sorts of interesting configurations, in fact, we swear that they come in to work on Mondays and pick slips of paper out of a hat to decide what combination of software, database and platform they will try to design that week.

"Looks like this week we're using two Windows, a Linux, a Solaris, their software programs ABC and XYZ, and databases Oracle and SQL Server. A prize to the person who makes the most bizarre configuration!"


Well, they tried it again, but this time they went too far! They started off decently enough, though:

Software ABC on Windows connecting to Software DEF on Linux connecting to a DB2 database (we assumed the DB2 database to be on the same box as the DEF software). Suitably obscure, but not particularly bizarre. However, after an email or two the full story became known, and the customer truly managed to surpass their previous levels of weirdness!

Windows
Software ABC
--- connecting to ---
Linux
Software XYZ
--- connecting to ---
Solaris
Software MNO (Eeeeekk!)
--- connecting to ---
AIX
DB2 database

!!! Ahhhhhhh !!! Run away !!! Run away !!!

But they gave us an opening in that last step because we very thankfully don't support the AIX operating system! Even though we can't help on the AIX step, we're going to try helping by testing this configuration:
    (Windows, ABC) -> (Linux, XYZ) -> (Solaris, MNO, DB2)

It's about as close as we can come because we don't support AIX.

You want to know the really bad part of this? Actually there are two bad parts.

1) This really isn't something that we should have to do - their problem isn't with our software, it's with their system configurations, but because we are the support for the software, we'll help them with their other problems too.

2) They've told us this is JUST A TEST! This isn't for production. This isn't for use. They are TESTING this configuration for possible future use.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 16, 2007

Cool stuff to start off the week

I am blatantly ripping these off of evangelical outpost's weekly list of 33 things. I'm too lazy and don't have the cool/eclectic taste he has to compile such a list. That said, here are a couple of his that I particularly thought were cool this week.

Tiny Tablet Provices Proof for Old Testament

Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying I don't know if this one is true, but if I hear of something one way or the other, I'll post. Until then, enjoy!

Wealthiest Americans Ever

Science's 10 Most Beautiful Physics Experiments

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Free Developer Software!

Free Express versions of Microsoft software development tools

Visual C++
Visual C#
Visual Web Developer
Visual Basic
Visual J#
SQL Server

This is a nice list of tools, all for free!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

What Denomination are You?

Found a great little online quiz. It seemed to do pretty well with a good number of different theological options AND the ability to weight the selections. How did it do? Well, it got me right! Assemblies of God!

Please try it and let me know how it did for you.

What Denomination are You?

Baptism Required for Salvation?

This is one of those posts you might want to skip over. It's more of a way for me to lay out some thoughts than an intentional blog post, but unless I write something with the idea of it being for a wider audience, I get lazy and don't put the effort into it that I should.

I've been talking on blogs and discussion boards with some Christians, and several of them are Lutheran and Roman Catholic sites. One of the things this has gotten me to mulling over and studying is Baptism. I had studied and come to an understanding of Baptism years ago, but never had it challenged. While nothing has changed it, it has been fleshed out and strengthened by the challenges. Even when an idea isn't correct, it can still help to refine and clarify other ideas.

Luther's Small Catechism (SC) gives his explanation of Baptism (I've summarized here) Baptism is not just getting dunked in water, but being dunked along with faith and God's Word. Remember, this definition of Baptism isn't just the water, it is the water combined with faith and God's Word. It took me a while to figure this definition of Baptism out. But once Baptism is said to be dunking with faith and God's work, there's no problem: if someone has faith and is dunked, of course they are saved. Unfortunately this isn't what is meant.

What is meant is that the full Baptism is required to be saved. Someone being convicted of their sin, repenting, and placing their faith in Christ isn't saved until he is Baptized in water. It is the faith and repentance combined with the water Baptism which saves, according to Luther.

As great a theologian as Luther was, he wasn't without baggage or error. His initial theological teaching was from the Roman Catholic Church, and though he rightly condemned many of their errors, there seem to be several ideas that persisted from his RCC teachings even though they had scant to no Biblical support. Among a couple others, his views of Baptism never divorced themselves from some of the underlying concepts of the RCC church, in this case, that the water itself is necessary for salvation.

Start with the Augsburg Confession (AC): "Of Baptism they teach that it is necessary to salvation, and that through Baptism is offered the grace of God, and that children are to be baptized who, being offered to God through Baptism are received into God's grace." (emphasis mine) There are other quotes that more definitely state that baptism is a requirement, but this one catches both baptismal requirement and infant baptism, so I'm using this one.

In "necessary to salvation" he included the entire ceremony of water along with the faith and God's grace, and that the ceremony itself imparted faith and grace. His larger work, the Book of Concord, goes into it a lot of further, specifically into the practice of infant baptism in Article 9: Of Baptism.

The first thing that jumped out at me was the lack of support given; it's mostly a this-is-the-way-it-is statement. Second was the dearth of scriptural support compared to other, much more solidly Biblical areas. Articles 1,2,3,4,5 are replete with referenced scripture and reasoning straight from them. Baptizing children and baptism being necessary for salvation in article 9 has only one small segment of a verse given as support. The main statement is "For it is very certain that the promise of salvation pertains also to little children" with a later follow up of "Therefore it is necessary to baptize little children, that the promise of salvation may be applied to them, according to Christ's command, Matt. 28,19: 'Baptize all nations'. Just as here salvation is offered to all, so Baptism is offered to all, to men, women, children, infants. It clearly follows, therefore, that infants are to be baptized, because with Baptism, salvation [the universal grace and treasure of the Gospel] is offered."

There is no problem saying Baptism brings salvation if Baptism being understood as water, faith and God's grace. The problem comes when saying the whole of Baptism is required for salvation. The thief on the cross was certainly never baptized. Cornelius was not baptized before he received the Holy Spirit. The crowds in Acts 3&4 were not baptized (at that time) and yet were considered part of the body of believers. The part of Baptism that brings God's gift of salvation is the faith and repentance of the baptized, not the Baptism itself. It is only faith which saves us. (John3:15-16; John3:36; John5:24; John6:40-47; Acts3:19; Acts10:43; Acts16:30-31; Acts20:20-21; Rom1:16; Rom3:22; Rom10:9 and MANY more)

How then can an infant's "Baptism" work if there is no faith and repentance? Short answer it doesn't. The three replies given by different Lutherans are 1) "How do you know the infant doesn't have faith in Christ? They have faith in their mothers, why not in Christ?", 2) "Faith is imparted to the infant through the Baptism by God's grace.", and 3) "Entire households were baptized, including infants, so we should baptize infants too even if we don't understand why." (these are all direct quotes from people)

The first is pretty silly, the entire basis of a doctrine is now not Biblical, but rather "A baby might be able to believe!" Perhaps, but is that what we're supposed to base a doctrine upon, and how can you tell if a baby believes or not? And what about the babies who are sleeping or screaming bloody murder through the "Baptism"? Even though they are screaming angry, can't understand language to hear of Christ, and certainly don't understand repentance or sin, they are still assumed to somehow have faith in Christ???

The second sounds like it may have a Biblical foundation, after all, there are dozens of places that closely tie salvation and Baptism. "Repent and be Baptized", "Make disciples of all nations, baptizing in the name...", "He who believes and is baptized will be saved." But these never say that the Baptism puts faith into anyone, rather the faith is already there when a person is Baptized. Taking a minority of verses that put baptism along with faith while ignoring the majority of verses that state one only must have faith is wrong. Verses should never be ignored, but they should always be understood as part of all of scripture.

And the third is similar to the first - basing a major piece of on an assumption that there were infants in the household is ridiculous. Especially when the results of that assumption fly in the face of the rest of the Bible.

There's also a fourth which was mentioned, but I've only heard of it, so I can't say what it is in detail, but it goes something like this: Baptism is the New Testament equivalent of circumcision, and children were circumcised on the 8th day, so we should baptize our children. What support there is for this, I don't know, but it sounds shaky. When the apostles were dealing with the Jewish believers trying to force circumcision on the gentile believers, the apostles never said anything about infant baptism, though it would have been the perfect time to say so. (If anyone knows anything about this argument in depth, I'd love to hear it.)

... And this is getting really long. I realize I've only spoken of errors about Baptism, but not of what Baptism is and why the Bible commands it, nor what the Bible intends when it uses verses which people use to say baptism is necessary. I'll put the rest up soon unless I get too many complaints about long, boring posts. I also don't want to be thought of picking on Lutherans, it's just that they provide a clear example of an error. I guess it's a back-hand compliment because most of the other holders of this doctrine are much less clear about why they hold it. (Roman Catholics, Cornerstone, and Church of Christ all have muddled reasons at best).

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

July 4th Week

I'm about to head out to clogging, and though it really hasn't been any longer than the other Thursday to Tuesday clogging gaps, it seems longer. Over the week of the 4th, we had some extra clogging performances and extra clogging gatherings. We were together clogging almost every day that week, so maybe that's what makes it seem like an extra long time since we've gone clogging.

Clogging in Lovettsville went OK, but not great. Partly because it's on a cement surface, over which we roll a rubber mat, and partially because a hula-hoop contest pushed the clogging extra late. By the time we finished up, it was probably getting hard to see us clearly. I had a few mess-ups, but nothing too dramatic (I hope!) and as a whole the group did pretty well considering we were dancing on cement. Clogging on cement surfaces translates to poor sounds and sore feet and legs. The fireworks were pretty decent though, even with the shower or two that came through.

Unfortunately, Purcellville canceled our clogging performance because of stage difficulties, and we couldn't find another venue for July 4th! So we headed over to the clogging barn for a couple hours of food and friends. Because I took the 3rd off, the week was great! Two days in the middle of the week to stay cuddled up past 7:30 was heavenly!

A big sigh of relief from work - all the segments are done!!! Now to develop the new process for all the future segments! These last segments were under higher demand, and so while they got done in the same length of time, they got a lot more flack for being slow. So now, we've got to cut out everything we can from the segmentation itself.

Let's see - what else? Not much. Errands. Life. Stuff.

Oh! Oh! Wait! Transformers

Excellent movie! For guys, that is. Lots of very cool special effects, lots of gun fire, quite a bit a humor, and very clean. It's a winner! Well, if you're looking for plot intricacies or dramatic character development it's not so hot. But the acting is certainly good enough to hold its own, with the giant robots being excellent "actors" and able to convey emotion and stuff pretty well. The only weak part - the overall plot had a few too many clichés and a few obvious manipulations. But still, VERY GOOD!

My beautiful wife was nice enough to sit through it with her testosterone driven husband while he cheered and egged on the giant robots as they beat the chrome out of each other.

Speaking of Chuck Norris

I know these are silly, but I couldn't resist. I'll put up a more serious one later.


    When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

    Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

    Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

    Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

    The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

    Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

    Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

    Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

    When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

    Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

    Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

    Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

    Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

    When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

    Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

    Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

    The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

    According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

    Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

    The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

New time waster and cool stuff!

10 things about _____ that you never knew. This place is addictive, and so to spread the addiction, let me hand out a couple that I liked. Thank goodness there aren't more of these!

10 Strangest Weapons Through History
Male Brain vs Female Brain
Make Body vs Female Body
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

And there's of course some cool science/tech stuff too. I think this could be a useful sort of thing, especially since it can use some of the same oil it produces to power itself!
Giant Microwave turns plastic back to oil